Public Nudity


You know what you’re home lacks? I can tell you. It’s a picture of you naked, illustrated by Jill Kleinhans. Jill is a very obliging woman and for a small fee she’ll create a custom block print of you au naturel.

All you have to do is send her a nude photo of yourself.


Quite where you’ll hang it is another matter.

I suggest the hallway. What better way of breaking the ice with visitors or scaring away your mother-in-law?




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